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The muted, lived-in color and sewn-in label keep the look low-key and comfortable, while the durable construction means this shirt will age with you, not fall apart after a few washes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, long-lasting feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit that layers well\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams)\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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