Fucktose Intolerant T-Shirt
Fucktose Intolerant T-Shirt
A soft, garment-dyed tee that speaks with dry, unapologetic humor. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear, while the relaxed cut layers easily over hoodies or under jackets. The front features a typographic definition-style design that reads like a cheeky dictionary entry—smart, sarcastic, and quietly loud. Wear it on errands, at backyard hangouts, or when you need to make a boundary clear without saying much more. The muted, lived-in color and sewn-in label keep the look low-key and comfortable, while the durable construction means this shirt will age with you, not fall apart after a few washes.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, long-lasting feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit that layers well
- Durable double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |