"Sarcasm Burned Calories" T-Shirt
"Sarcasm Burned Calories" T-Shirt
Light, relaxed, and a little bit cheeky — this garment-dyed tee brings soft, lived-in comfort to everyday sarcasm. The center-front design reads “If only sarcasm burned calories” above a warm campfire illustration, so it feels playful whether you’re running errands, lounging with friends, or grabbing coffee. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed finish give the shirt a vintage touch and durable hand that gets softer with every wash. Wear it when you want your sense of humor to do the talking and your outfit to stay effortlessly comfortable.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable and softens with washing
- Garment-dyed construction for that worn-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit for comfortable layering
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting shape
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |